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I) Hail Vomitor !! I’m listening to your latest Bleeding the Priest album one more time while writing those bloody questions! What a bestial record! Raw as fuck! How would you define the Vomitor touch to all bastard losers who still ignore you ? WELL THE VOMITOR TOUCH IS THE TOUCH OF DEATH AND ANYONE WHO IGNORES US IS NOT A TRUE FOLLOWER OF DEATH METAL IN ANY FORM.AND THEY ARE COWARDS.COWARDICE RUNS THROUGH THEIR VEINS!!! WE WILL BEAT THEM AND STEAL THERE WOMEN HA !!! II) In an interview for a famous English magazine, you guys asserted that Vomitor’s goal was “total fucking death metal to planet stench”! Eh eh! I guess you have a precise strategy to achieve that aim, haven’t you? How will you enslave the weak ? BASICALLY WE HAVE NO PLAN BUT TO GET LOADED AND GO FROM THERE,ALCOHOL ALWAYS HELPS US GET IN THE MOOD FOR SOME WORLD DOMINATION,AND FUCK ENSLAVING THE WEAK!!! KILL THEM ALL AND SEE IF THEIR JEW WHORE CHRIST SAVES THEM FROM PAIN AND SUFFERING AT THE HANDS OF VOMITOR!!!! NO PLANS OR STRATEGIES JUST MERCILESS MAYHEM TERMINAL TORTURE LIKE A STORM FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL. III) After a demo in 1999 and a Ep in 2000, you kept silent till now with the release of your debut album. What has happened during this period? Internal problems? Impossibility to fully devote yourself to the band, or what ? WELL I ACTUALLY LEFT THE BAND FOR ABOUT A YEAR AS I WAS IN 3 BANDS AND NOT VERY FOCUSED ON ANY.I WAS IN SPEAR OF LONGINUS AND A COUPLE OF OTHER CRAP PROJECTS.SO I CLEARED ALL AND DID FUCK ALL FOR A WHILE AND WHEN VOMITOR NEEDED ME AGAIN I FELL BACK INTO PLACE.WE ARE THE PERFECT LINE UP AND WE ALL ARE GOOD MATES.DRINK TOGETHER,SMOKE WEED TOGETHER AND CAUSE MAYHEM TOGETHER MUSICALLY AND SOCIALLY. IV) Aussie bands are often assimilated to war-metal: we just have to think about Sadistik Exekution, Abominator, Destroyer 666, etc. But you claim you are more than sheer war-metal. To what extent is Vomitor different from these bands? What is your personal musical approach ? WAR METAL IS ALL GOOD AND WELL BUT WE ARE MORE THAN JUST THAT,WE INCORPORATE WAR,DEATH,SATANISM,SADISM,PAIN SUFFERING.WAR IS GOOD BUT WE ARE HERE TO TOTALLY DESTROY AND LEAVE NOTHING BEHIND FOR ANYONE WHO SURVIVES.AND ALL THESE WAR METAL BANDS ARE JUST BLAST BEATS AND NOTHING MORE,WE CAN UNLEASH THE SAME SORT OF HATE WITH A GOOD SLOW HEADBANGING SONG.FAST IS NOT ALWAYS HEAVIEST,JUST LISTEN TO OUR SONG MIDNIGHT MADNESS, EVIL FUCKING SHIT !! V) By the way, do you have contacts with your Australian mates? I guess there are even more interesting bands in your country! What would you advise us ? YEAH, EVERYONE HERE KNOWS EVERYONE AND WE ALL LOVE TO GET TOGETHER AND CAUSE MAYHEM.YES THERE ARE LOTS OF EXCELLENT BANDS HERE PRESENT AND PAST.MOST YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF LIKE PORTAL,SPECTRAL BIRTH,SPEAR OF LONGINUS(EARLY STUFF),IZIAH(CLASSIC HEAVY METAL),EQUIMANTHORN,VULGAR AND THE LIST GOES ON...YOU KNOW ALL THE OTHERS LIKE SLAUGHTER LORD,MORTAL SIN ETC...AUSSIE METAL 666 VI) Well, let’s now talk about Bleeding the Priest. I heard you had recorded the Lp in one day only! Fuck, this is faster than Darkthrone eh eh ! What does a Vomitor studio recording look like? A lot of beer-drinking and bitch-fucking? Or serious people trying to be professional as if it was a deal for Universal Records ? YES THAT IS TOTALLY TRUE,WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN PRESSED FOR TIME AND MONEY AND WE ARE NOT TOO BOTHERED ABOUT LITTLE MISTAKES.IT ADDS CHARACTER IN ANY CASE.WE ARE JUST HEADBANGERS WHO PLAY METAL.WE DON'T THINK WE ARE MUSO'S OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT,NONE OF US HAVE HAD ANY SORT OF MUSICAL TRAINING AND DON'T INTEND GETTING ANY.THE BETTER YOU GET THE MORE YOU SELLOUT AND FORGET ABOUT PLAYING JUST HEAVY FUCKING SHIT.WHO CARES HOW MANY SCALES YOU KNOW OR IF YOU CAN DO SOME SHIT JAZZ DRUMMING,FUCK IT ALL AND JUST PLAY FUCKIN HEAVY METAL.FUCK JUST LISTEN TO HELLHAMMER,BATHORY,SODOM AND VENOMS EARLY EFFORTS IT IS JUST PURE BRILLIANCE...FUCK YEAH!!!! AND AS FOR THE BEER DRINKING AND BITCH FUCKING,ALWAYS BEER DRINKING AND NOT ENOUGH BITCHES HA,HA VII) Bleeding the Priest is an explicit album title. But even if most assholes can guess what your lyrics are about, can you tell us more about them? Do they deal with a crusade against humanity? A declaration of war to world absurdity? What kind of blasphemies are you used to vomiting ? DEATH DEALER WRITES ALL THE LYRICS AND GETS INFLUENCE FROM MANY DIFFERENT AVENUES FROM SATAN, NUCLEAR WAR,VOODOO PUSSY LOL,AND ALWAYS THE FIGHT AGAINST THE XTIAN WHORES. BUT ALSO LYRICS ABOUT THE FANS,CRY FROM THE UNDERGROUND FOR INSTANCE. IF IT IS A EVIL WE WANT TO SING ABOUT IT. WE ARE WORKING ON A NEW SONG ABOUT CALIGULA THE ROMAN EMPEROR, NOW HE WAS AN EVIL TWISTED FUCKER.... VIII) Now I’ve been told that you guys are currently preparing a new album, is that right? How shall it sound? What is new compared to Bleeding the Priest? Did you include cheesy keyboards and trendy female vocals ah ah ? FUCK NO,NO KEYBOARDS AND THE ONLY CHICKS VOX WOULD BE MOANING WHILE THEY ARE BEING SODOMISED WITH MY DRUMSTICKS.BELIEVE ME THE NEXT ALBUM WILL BE JUST AS BRUTAL IF NOT MORE BRUTAL THAN BLEEDING THE PRIEST,IT IS GOING TO BE CALLED DEVILS POISON. IX) How did you manage to get in touch with Metal Blood Music, a Swedish label? Did you have other propositions? And why was that deal the one you chose ? WE KNEW MUTUAL FRIENDS OF CONOR AND HE MADE A GOOD OFFER AND WAS WILLING TO DO L.P'S,PIC DISKS.IF WE COULDN'T GET VINYL RELEASED IT WOULDN'T BE RELEASED BELIEVE ME.WE DID GET OTHER OFFERS AND LOTS OF REJECTIONS,WE ARE VERY HAPPY WITH METAL BLOOD.HE IS ACTUALLY AND IRISHMAN LIVING IN SWEDEN LOL X) What about gigs? Have you planned to invade and desecrate some “cuntries”? And can you tell us what a Vomitor gig look like ? WE HAVE ALREADY PLAYED IN BELGIUM AND HOLLAND WHEN WE WENT TO EUROPE FOR WACKEN IN 2001.VOMITOR GIGS ARE LOUD AND CHAOTIC AND NOT FOR THE WEAK.WE ARE NOT ABLE TO PLAY HERE DUE TO OUR REPUTATION AND THE REPUTATION OF SOME OF OUR FANS BUT ANY PUBLICITY IS GOOD.MAINLY ALL THE LEFTY HIPPIES WON'T LET US PLAY,LIKE I SAID EARLIER COWARDICE RUNS THROUGH THEIR VEINS.WE WOULD LOVE TO TOUR ALL CUNTRIES WHO HAVE VOMITOR SUPPORTERS. XI) I guess you don’t earn your living thanks to music! So what do you do in normal life? Mortician? Serial killer? Porno star? Or priest slayer maybe ? ALL THOSE PATHS SOUND GOOD BUT SADLY I AM JUST A SHITKICKER IN A FACTORY,DEATH DEALER AND ANTON ARE IN THE SAME BOAT.WE ALL WORK TO MAKE SOMEBODY ELSE RICH....CUNTS THEY ARE !! XII) Fuck, it’s already time to conclude! I hope you could tell me all that you want! If I forgot something that you would have liked to answer to, then feel free to shout at me! Anyway, I thank you for that interview and hope to see you on a French stage eh eh !! THANKS MATE AND HAIL TO ALL FRENCH MANIACS,MAYBE WE WILL TOUR IN THE NEAR FUTURE AND DESECRATE YOUR HOMETOWN.THANKS FOR YOUR INTEREST IN VOMITOR AND READING MY RANTINGS..SEE YOU IN HELL........DRUMITOR666 SIGNING OUT Contact: |